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    • Inside a doctors examining room a diploma hangs on the wall indicating the doctor has a degree in urology. On the adjacent wall hangs a nighttime picture of a fire pit in a campground. On the far side of the examining room is a storage closet with the door open revelaing a large stack of wafers and chocolate. The doctor is a three pronged marshmallow roasting stick with his head being the center prong and the two outer prongs acting as his hands. He has a rubber glove on his left hand and is about to do a

      Greeting Card - Marshmallow Prostate Exam

      Greeting Card - Marshmallow Prostate Exam

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    • Outside on a beautiful sunny day a rickety old outhouse stands as the lone structure in the middle of an open field. The door of the outhouse is hanging off its hinges slightly askew. Standing to the left of the outhouse is a rat wearing a tie and holding a briefcase. A husband and wife, who are flies are standing beside a For Sale sign whch is pounded into the ground beside the outhouse. The flies look eagerly at the rat as the rat says This little gem is perfect, you won't have to lift a finger, and I'm

      Greeting Card - Dream Outhouse For Sale

      Greeting Card - Dream Outhouse For Sale

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    • Phlegmboyant Greeting Card

      Phlegmboyant Greeting Card

      Phlegmboyant Greeting Card

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    • Damn It's Wednesday Greeting Card

      Damn It's Wednesday Greeting Card

      Damn It's Wednesday Greeting Card

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    • Connections Connections Greeting Card

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      Connections Connections Greeting Card

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    • In a well appointed corporate office a well dressed gentleman with reading glasses sits at his desk reading text written on a roll of toilet paper, it appears as if he is reading a scroll. A plunger stands confidently in front of the HR managers desk as the executive asks the plunger, "This is quite an impressive resume. Why are you looking to get out of the industry? The plunger relies back "Yea I've seen it all that's for sure. I just want something more consistant.

      Greeting Card- Only Used In A Jam

      Greeting Card- Only Used In A Jam

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    • Recyclables In The Afterlife Greeting Card

      Recyclables In The Afterlife Greeting Card

      Recyclables In The Afterlife Greeting Card

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    • A beautiful clear day on the second green at golf course where a urinal and a toilet are having a heated conversation. John, the toilet is donning a retro style golf hat knickers and is waiving his hands and golf club in the air. The toilet seat acting as his top lip he is clearly making a fuss as expletives symbols representing swear words come from his mouth. His golf partner Uri the urinal wearing retro golf attire with a p-trap for one leg waiving his putter and is shouts back to John and says

      Greeting Card - Potty Mouth

      Greeting Card - Potty Mouth

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    • Soaring above the cloud dotted sky at 10,000 feet is a flock of geese. A younger goose looks over his sholder and says "I gotta go dad". The father goose looking bothered says, 'arrrg, why diddn't you go while we were resting in the field a few minutes ago? Hurry up and just go behind one of those clouds over there".

      Greeting Card - 10,000 Foot Bio Break

      Greeting Card - 10,000 Foot Bio Break

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    • Sandbox Kids Greeting Card

      Sandbox Kids Greeting Card

      Sandbox Kids Greeting Card

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    • Jockey Underware Shoot Greeting Card

      Jockey Underware Shoot Greeting Card

      Jockey Underware Shoot Greeting Card

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    • 2 Minutes For Hooking Greeting Card

      2 Minutes For Hooking Greeting Card

      2 Minutes For Hooking Greeting Card

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    • Lung Butter Greeting Card

      Lung Butter Greeting Card

      Lung Butter Greeting Card

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    • Further Than Meat Greeting Card

      Further Than Meat Greeting Card

      Further Than Meat Greeting Card

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    • In an unusual setting there is a gentleman sitting at the head of a dining room table enjoying a glass of wine. there are various vegtable dishes with serving utensils along with another place setting at the other end of the table. In the center of the table on a large serving platter is an unclothed man crouched down on all fours with an apple in his mouth. In the background the kitchen is visible where a lady is sitting in large pot on the stove. The lady cooking dinner who is supposed to be sitting at

      Greeting Card - Neighbours For Dinner

      Greeting Card - Neighbours For Dinner

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    • Buxatony Bob Greeting Card

      Buxatony Bob Greeting Card

      Buxatony Bob Greeting Card

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    • Cone Of Shame Greeting Card

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      Cone Of Shame Greeting Card

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    • At a table in the center of a pub there are three people, two men and one woman are sitting watching the waitress deliver their food. The waitress is holding the serving tray in the air shoulder high. A good looking big Hawaiian man with long flowing black hair wearing a grass skirt and a flowered lei is laying on his side across the length of the over sized tray.

      Greeting Card - Large Hawaiian

      Greeting Card - Large Hawaiian

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    • Kids And Cursive Greeting Card

      Kids And Cursive Greeting Card

      Kids And Cursive Greeting Card

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    • Inside a hotel loby at the entrance to a bar there is a crime sceen that has been taped off by homicide investigators. A female bar stool wearing an excesive amount of lipstick with long eyelashes is stnding "hand cuffed" off to the side. She has a very sheepish look on her face as the police investigators, one of which is a large floor lamp that has its light shining down on the victim. The victim is a male bar stool and it looks as if he has melted. The former bar stool is laying on the floor with his

      Gift Bag - Stool Softener

      Gift Bag - Stool Softener

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    • At a large wedding reception in a banquet hall hangs a banner that says "Welcome Mr. and Mrs. Screwcork". Attendinding the wedding are a mixture of wine bottle screw caps and wine corks. There is a massive brawl going on between the screwcaps and the corks. Well dressed corks both male and female are pouring wine over the heads of the screw caps while the screw caps swear at, and physically attack the corks. It is total bedlam; however in the forground the beautifuly dressed bride and groom are alone

      Gift Bag - The Screwcorks Wedding

      Gift Bag - The Screwcorks Wedding

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    • At the arrivals section of an airport a gentleman is crouched down while standing on his suitcase with his pants down around his ankles. He has his bum a few inches away from a customs arrival retinal scanner. The gentleman's wife is standing beside him with a look of disbelief on her face as she says " Larry, I'm pretty sure it's a retia scanner".

      Gift Bag - Retina Scanner

      Gift Bag - Retina Scanner

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    • Inside the cozy kitchen of an older couple we find a large kitchen knife, a mixture of carrots, onions and tomatoes lying on a cutting board ready to be used in a stew. An older gentleman stands off to the side holding an old fashioned trumpet style hearing aid up to his ear. A hobo with a scarf, winter hat, wearing torn, patched, dirty ratty clothes has his arm extended with his index finger pointing directly at a lady making dinner. Christmas, birthday, celebrations greeting cards and Gift bags

      Gift Bag - Rude Beggar

      Gift Bag - Rude Beggar

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      Napkins Series B

      Napkins Series B

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