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    • Napkins series A

      Napkins series A

      Napkins series A

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    • A prostitute in a tight fitting dress is standing on a sidwalk under a streetlight in the bad part of town. There is a tatoo parlor and a bail bondsman shop in the background. A pea pod wearing naval uniform is standing beside the lady looking intently at her. The lady says, "I would love to honey but I'm allergic to pea nuts".

      Greeting Card - Pea Nuts

      Greeting Card - Pea Nuts

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    • A hilarious sceen in a bar called Cranky Cam's, a bunch of car parts are drinking and partying it up. Behing the bar on the shelves sit bottles of oil, break fluid, windshield wiper fluid. The owner of the bar, a large cam shaft with a bushy moustache tends the beer taps which flow gaoline and motor oil by the pint. Off to the side of the bar in the background a car door and a steering wheel enjoy a conversation and a beverage. Sitting up at the bar is a quarter panel front fender which has is all bent

      Gift Bag - Fender Bender

      Gift Bag - Fender Bender

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    • In a Scotch whisky distillery there are pipes connected to large vats of Scotch whisky. One large vat there is a batch identifier tag that says Batch 316 Peter Killick. The vat has an open top and is filled to the rim with whisky, sitting in the vat like he is taking a bath is a very large bearded Scottish gentleman. You can see the top part of his kilt floating ontop of the whisky, Peter's arms are outstretched on the top of the rim of the vat and you can see he has a tatoo in the shape of a heart with the

      Gift Bag - Heavy Pete

      Gift Bag - Heavy Pete

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    • In a perfectly groomed park abouve clear skies and large trees the wedding of Walter and Mary is being held. Walter and Marry are fire hydrants, Walter is wearing a bow tie and Mary holding her bouquet has a beautiful veil and wedding dress. Many fellow fire hydrants are in attendance watching the ceremony as Mary has a look of horror on her face as a bus loaded with dogs stops on the street adjacent to the park. On the side of the bus there is a large sign that says Puppy Pub Crawl.

      Gift Bag - Fire Hydrant's Worst Nightmare

      Gift Bag - Fire Hydrant's Worst Nightmare

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    • Santa and the reindeer sit atop a hazardous wast burning facilities tall cone shapped chimney. There are several of these chimneys in the image and all of them have a large hazardous waste symbol painted on the side of the chiney. In addition to the symbols on the chimneys there is a sign on the ground says "Toxic Wste Incineration Facilty". Santa looking as jolly as ever says "Yes I know Blitzen, Mrs. Claus was pretty angry with Santa last night, but she was still kind enough to put

      Gift Bag - Radioactive Santa

      Gift Bag - Radioactive Santa

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    • Two couples enjoy a cocktail at the stern on the upper deck of a large cruise ship under a banner that says "Welcome Aboard Meet and Greet". One of the gentleman in conversation with the other couple says "Yea, I'm pretty nocturnal, always pushing the envelope". The lady with other couple clearly impressed says "Oh my, how exciting! Are you some kind of daredevil?" The wife of the gentleman that made the original comment says with a bit of a frown "Hardly, he works the night shift at the post office!"

      Gift Bag - Pushing The Envelope

      Gift Bag - Pushing The Envelope

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    • After floating around for fourty days on Noah's ark, Noah, Noah's wife and their two sons are standing outside on the deck of the ark under clear skies. On the wall behind Noah's sons are framed pictures of very strange looking animals. These animals are unlike anything we have ever seen. The name of the animals are written under the image of each animal. The name of the first animal is a Gnorf, it looks like a mouse but with six arms and large tusks. There is a large red X painted over the picture.

      Gift Bag - No More Gnorfs

      Gift Bag - No More Gnorfs

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    • In a nice theater style auditorium a charity auction is underway. There are numerous people in the audience with the focus being on a lady and her female friend. On the elevated stage is an auctioneer holding a gavel and wearing a tall black top hat. On the stage being auctioned off is a very handsome looking night stand with beautiful white teeth shown off behind a a big bold smile. The nigh stand is also wearing black polished dress shoes and a perfectly fitted bow tie. An old style alarm

      Gift Bag - One Nightstand

      Gift Bag - One Nightstand

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    • In a seedy watering hole in the wrong side of town a bartender with an lagre handlebar moustache washes a beer mug while the news blares on a TV behind the bar. The news announcer says "Now to the Allegory Murders. Police are still looking for the smoking gun that will lead them to the last piece of the puzzle". Sitting at the right hand side of the bar is a revolver wearing dark glasses a cigarette hanging from his lips. In the other hand is a half empty glass of beer, mugs beside him on the bar. Smoke

      Gift Bag - Comfortably Numb

      Gift Bag - Comfortably Numb

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    • A beautiful day at the beach with nice blue skies there are three turtles laying down on beach towels, two female turtles on the outside and a male turtle in the middle. Sail boats and seagulls adorn the background. The lady turtle on the right is laying on her back and enjoying a coctail donning some fashionable sunglasses under a large beach umbrella. Upon further investigation the male turtle shell lying on its back is empty and the naked turtle is down the beach holding a Pina Colada, wearing a lei

      Gift Bag - Out of His Shell

      Gift Bag - Out of His Shell

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    • In the swimsuit section of a well appointed department store there are two well dressed cows standing beside a rack of bathing suits. The cows udders are clearly visible as their clothes only cover the upper portion of their bodies. One of the cows has removed an item from the dislay and is holding up a polka dotted thong bikini bottom. The bikini bottom has four cavities that perfectly accomodates the cows four udders. The second cow is looking intently at her friend over the top of her glasses with

      Gift Bag - Bovine Bikini

      Gift Bag - Bovine Bikini

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    • In a busy gym there are people excercising, some working out on cross trainers, others doing pilates and arobics. In the center of all this there is a plump lady wearing workout clothes including sweat pants, sneakers and a large head band. She is laying face down on a workout mat with her head turned sideways. Her arms are listlessly lying along each side of her body. She has a disgused look on her face and says, "Damn push-up bra is useless".

      Gift Bag - Push-Up Bra

      Gift Bag - Push-Up Bra

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    • Inside a doctors examining room a diploma hangs on the wall indicating the doctor has a degree in urology. On the adjacent wall hangs a nighttime picture of a fire pit in a campground. On the far side of the examining room is a storage closet with the door open revelaing a large stack of wafers and chocolate. The doctor is a three pronged marshmallow roasting stick with his head being the center prong and the two outer prongs acting as his hands. He has a rubber glove on his left hand and is about to do a

      Gift Bag - Marshmallow Prostate Exam

      Gift Bag - Marshmallow Prostate Exam

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    • A beautiful clear day on the second green at golf course where a urinal and a toilet are having a heated conversation. John, the toilet is donning a retro style golf hat knickers and is waiving his hands and golf club in the air. The toilet seat acting as his top lip he is clearly making a fuss as expletives symbols representing swear words come from his mouth. His golf partner Uri the urinal wearing retro golf attire with a p-trap for one leg waiving his putter and is shouts back to John and says

      Gift Bag - Potty Mouth

      Gift Bag - Potty Mouth

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    • Soaring above the cloud dotted sky at 10,000 feet is a flock of geese. A younger goose looks over his sholder and says "I gotta go dad". The father goose looking bothered says, 'arrrg, why diddn't you go while we were resting in the field a few minutes ago? Hurry up and just go behind one of those clouds over there".

      Gift Bag - 10,000 Foot Bio Break

      Gift Bag - 10,000 Foot Bio Break

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    • A prostitute in a tight fitting dress is standing on a sidwalk under a streetlight in the bad part of town. There is a tatoo parlor and a bail bondsman shop in the background. A pea pod wearing naval uniform is standing beside the lady looking intently at her. The lady says, "I would love to honey but I'm allergic to pea nuts".

      Gift Bag - Pea Nuts

      Gift Bag - Pea Nuts

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    • A polar bear is drinking a martini sitting at the bar talking to a lady who is human and who is also enjoying a cocktail. The polar bear is very hip looking wearing dark sunglasses and gold chains. The lady who looks to be fascinated with the polar bear and says "Oh you have two residences, one in the north and one in the south". The polar bear responds and says, "Yea, I'm bi-polar".

      Gift Bag - Bi-Polar

      Gift Bag - Bi-Polar

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    • Professional Underware Model Gift Bag

      Professional Underware Model Gift Bag

      Professional Underware Model Gift Bag

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    • A walrus and two teen beavers sit in an orthodontist's waiting room with their front teeth and braces on full display. The coffee table has two magazines lying on top, one called Cosmobeaverton and the other Walrus Quarterly. A picture on the wall shows a before picture of a beaver with no visible front teeth and an after picture of a beaver with two teeth sitting proud of the beavers lips. In the next room the walrus orthodontist is looking intently at an xray of a young beaver who's teeth are not sticking

      Gift Bag - Long in the Tooth

      Gift Bag - Long in the Tooth

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    • At a party in an elegant ballroom adorned with beautiful chandeliers a nicly dressed lady holding a tray of appetizers walks up to a lady skeleton wearing a fashionable hat, necklace and purse holding a glass of champagne in her hand. The skeleton says "Oh no Phyllis I can't have bean dip it just goes right though me".The funny "Bean Dip" comic is a favorite in the Toe's Town wine and gift bag collection especially for those with irritable bowel syndrome or other stomach sensitivities.

      Gift Bag - Bean Dip

      Gift Bag - Bean Dip

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    • In a crowded boxing venue a ring girl standing in the center of the boxing ring is holding up a sign indicating a boxing batch is heading into the 15th round. Between rounds, sitting on a stool in the left hand corner of the ring is a centipeed wearing an endless amount of boxing gloves on both sides of his body, from head to toe. In the right hand corner there is a worm sitting on a stool with a lone boxing glove stuck on his head. The worm is clearly battered, bruised and exhausted. Anniversary.

      Gift Bag - Jab Jab Uppercut

      Gift Bag - Jab Jab Uppercut

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